Robert Sheehan // Jet Trash (x)
I’m upset and I want new clothes
i pride myself on being able to read nc-17 pornography with a completely straight face in the middle of a crowded room, but you give me one cute line and my face starts spasming, not even SMILING, but like a tiny man is standing inside my mouth punching my cheeks with his tiny man hands.
reasons why wearing your sleeves over your hands makes you superior
1. it keeps ur hands warm
2. for some reason other people think it’s cute so that’s a mega bonus
3. when ur carrying something hot it protects ur hands from getting burned